U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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