Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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