we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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