His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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