They should really pass out barf bags in church
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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