Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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