new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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