**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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