This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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