ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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