Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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