remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The adults are the big ones right?
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