just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
We got so high we made milksteak
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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