Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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