nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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