please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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