I hate your face
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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