Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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