I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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