The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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