Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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