Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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