I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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