I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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