whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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