does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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