windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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