he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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