Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
