Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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