but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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