I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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