Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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