He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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