We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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