I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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