Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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