Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My vagina is officially offended.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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