If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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