i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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