tell your sister to shave her snatch
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
