I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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