I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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