That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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