yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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