Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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