pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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