I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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