Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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