I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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