he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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